The Soldier And The Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I
hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’
The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq ..’
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’
The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!’
The nun replied, ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls….I don’t want to go to Iraq either.’
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